Royal Marines support local farmer's market

It's always super nice when I read a postive article about the Royal Military doing things in the surrounding community - which they do a lot, actually.

Just such an article here.

Chefs from the Field Cookery Team at the Commando Training Centre at Lympstone will once again show their support for the town, and the Farmers' Market, next Wednesday, July 9, when they spend the morning with a special "cook out noodle bar".

The chefs will be preparing chicken and beef chow mien tasters for market shoppers, whilst demonstrating some of the skills needed to keep our marines fighting fit for their duties.

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Rupert Ormerod, Secretary to the Exmouth Farmers Market, said: "The Royal Marine Commandos have a strong track record of supporting the local farmers' market and it's really good to see them back again this year...."

Good on the Marines, and good on the Market.

As a goodwill gesture we won't charge you...

Royal was on the phone this morning to cancel his British credit card (yay!).
We had paid it all off a while back but had found that two pence had appeared out of nowhere the next time we checked. We didn't think much of it at the time because it wasn't the right time to cancel it.

When Royal called today (after going through the
'And why are you cancelling?'
'Because I'm moving abroad'
'Visiting abroad?  Because you don't have to cancel if....'
'NO, moving abroad.  Forever.'
'So not visiting... ?'
'Moving.'
with two different credit card employees)

he found that we had four pence on the card!  Seems so unfair. 
At any rate the credit card gentleman then said,
"As a goodwill gesture we won't charge you the four pence that you owe."

Through muffled laughter Royal was able to say thank you very much!

I love the whole world

If any of you watch the Discovery Channel ever, then you'll probably have seen this. I can't get enough of it! I pull it up at work! It's true. That's not even the worst of it, my Mother wrote down the lyrics and keeps them on the sink...



Ah. Perfect. Go on, watch it again. We understand completely.

Garden & Gun Magazine.

No, seriously.

Garden & Gun Magazine. 21st Century Southern America.

Just thought y'all should be aware. A bit of trivia.

Balaclavas & the Police in Britain

Un-freaking-believable.

Some guys in balaclavas on the roof of a church that's been burgled again and again get let off scot free because they tell police they are "admiring the view".

After 10 months of thefts which has seen £100,000 of lead taken from St Helen's Parish Church in Treeton, South Yorkshire, residents had become so desperate to stop the crooks they had even set up their own undercover operation to catch them.

However, to their despair police let the suspects off because of 'insufficient evidence.' They had nothing incriminating in their possession when searched and no fingerprints could be taken from the stolen lead roofing.
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Mrs Robinson said:'The police arrived and the men came down and in effect gave themselves up. It seemed they had been caught red-handed. Lead had been removed and rolled up ready to be carried off.

'But the police said lead was not the kind of material you could get fingerprints from and they did not have enough evidence to take them to court because they could not link the men to the lead.
'I just felt totally vulnerable. It seems we are totally helpless and the law seems to be on the side of the criminals.'

Suggestions from police that they were just 'youths' caught on scaffolding were also slammed. She said:'They were men aged between 20 and 30 and they had balaclavas and gloves. I think it's quite wrong for the police dismiss this as youths playing on the scaffolding.'


Wow. Those men just better be thankful they're trying that crap in Britain and not in my town.

John Wayne forever!

I've had Libertas on my sidebar now for a while and for good reason.  Libertas describes themselves as "A forum for Conservative thought on film." Right up my alley considering a month rarely goes by that doesn't see me in a theater or book/movie store.  Mostly both.

They've got a great post up today : The Left: Still Trashing John Wayne With Tired Lies.

The best part is that no matter how much trash they write about John Wayne, the left-wingers will never be able to take anything away from his legacy. 

One of my favorite memories from living in Britain with my husband comes from a film festival we went to.  We both enjoy the cinema and thought it would be a nice break - especially since they were honoring John Wayne with several films.  We went to see The Searchers.  There wasn't an empty seat in the house and by golly the whole audience broke out into applause at the finish.  It was an amazing feeling seeing it on the big screen and then the British audience... fantastic.

Mr. Wayne is a bright shining star to this day.  He always will be.

Ah, I just found this post I did about 2 years ago on another article (positive this time) that mentions John Wayne.

Long time, no post

I know, I know.  It's been practically forever!  I've been enjoying my time with my husband very much, but also I've been interviewing for a new job and I got it.  I didn't want to leave where I was - I wasn't looking to - but the new job contacted me (very sneaky, what) and it's better pay, better benefits, no commuting (almost thirty miles a day five days a week will get to you, especially when I go back to school early next year).  It's a better opportunity for my family.  I'm sad to leave but excited for a new start!

Busy busy busy with training the new person they hired to take my place, going to softball games at night, working out the details with my new work, etc.

So before you scold, I have good reasons for being out of touch!  All the kinks will work out in the next few weeks, I promise.  :o)

Are you Russian/French/Chinese?

Many people have asked Royal if he was Australian in the many times he's visited the United States.  We get a kick out of that one, but it's understandable considering a lot of Americans only hear the posh British accents on t.v. or in movies.  Royal doesn't sound posh.

When they do ask if he's British, it's always in that scared tone that goes up at the end like they think they're about to offend him with guessing the wrong nationality. 

Then there was our waitress the other night.  Halfway through our meal she came to refill our drinks and asked,

"Are you Dutch?"

**UPDATE** 5/23/08

I was just kidding about the accents/languages I used in the title of this post... but then, no joke, someone actually asked Royal if he was Russian yesterday!!  It was great! 
Pat asked in the comments, but I'll just answer up here - Royal is from South England, a town on the coast  :o)

BFBS Big Salute

That would be the British Forces Broadcasting Service Big Salute.  100% of the money they are raising goes to five different forces charities - British Limbless Ex-Serviceman's Association, Combat Stress, Headley Court, St. Dunstan's, and Veterans' Aid - check out the above website to get the links. 

Anyone in the world can donate, just click on the link!  Click it!

Several U.K. celebrities have come forward to help support the troops.  Sir Michael Caine, Ewan McGregor, Al Murray, James Blunt and the Osbournes are all on board to help.

Sir Michael found fame following his performance as an upper-class British army officer in the 1964 film Zulu. The much-loved film charts the battle of Rorke's Drift between the British Army and the Zulus.

Sir Michael is donating two signed Zulu film posters to the auction.
Sir Michael said:

"My thoughts and best wishes are always with them because I used to be, and always will be, one of them."

Very, very cool. 

And see, I knew I liked that Ewan for a reason!

Thanks to Rogue Gunner for the Michael Caine link. 

Introducing the Brit to Softball

What is the best way?  I say throw him in a game and see if he swims!  Heh. 

Royal made it through customs and immigration just fine and we've had a great week together.  A friend of my Dad's asked Royal if he'd like to play on their church slow pitch softball team while he's in town (my Dad and younger brother play as well).  Royal, being sickeningly athletic, said sure.  And, oh yeah, they asked and he said sure the day of the game.  I found out we were going about two hours before game time. 

The man knows basically nothing about softball.  He has a great arm and can hit the ball out of the park, which I already knew from playing catch in the past, but that's where it ends.

Not only did I play fast pitch softball for over eight years, but for as long as I can remember my Dad taught me the ins and outs (pun intended!) of the game.  Everything.  So while all the strangers were warming up I was watching and shooting off tidbit after tidbit of what to and what not to do. 

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Mood Music for Today - Grass Roots

Don't spend your life stressing, focus on the blessings and live for today 


Sounds good to me.

A thousand things going on right now

Yeah really.  Royal is coming for a visit (hopefully!) next week and while it's wonderful and exciting, it's also a bit crazy.  All the cleaning and preparing, trying to shove five days of work into two so my co-worker doesn't strangle me in my sleep for leaving her everything, and most of all worrying that the United States of America will turn my husband away just when I need him the most. 

My Grandpa has cancer and they are operating tomorrow to freeze it.  So far it hasn't spread and they are hoping to stop it.  My Dad is with them (Grandpa & Grandma) but the rest of the family couldn't go, including me.  We'd appreciate any prayers thrown our way.

If there's little to no posting for the next week or so, you know why.  Or maybe I'll just post like a maniac, who knows!

A Tale of Some Brits in an IHOP

A while back Royal was in the United States with the Royal Marines and they decided to go out to breakfast at the IHOP.  No big deal, or so they thought. 

Royal stepped up to the plate and was the one to have what I like to refer to as the 'it won't matter what I say to you because all you'll hear is the sexy British accent.  No really, I could be telling you that you just lit your hair on fire and what you'll hear is 'can I get a cuppa, love?' conversation. Or whatever it is that women imagine British people say these days! 
Now before you get to thinkin' I'm jealous or bitter, I'm not.  I've been doing this long distance long enough to know it's a fact of life.  I have a hot husband with a British accent.  But I trust him with my life, and also, he's had this happen to me sometimes, too (in Britain of course!). 

So the girl got all giggly and say-something-else-y and that was that.  The group went outside to wait until a table became available.  While they were out there the manager women brought out another young lady and started her sweeping the already pristine sidewalk.  They didn't think too much of it... until later.

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From an Aussie Father

Read this.

Seriously. 

42 year old vicar to join the Royal Marines!

Freakin' awesome.

The Reverend Mark Allsop already enjoys a reputation as an action-man vicar in his rural parish on the border of Teesside and North Yorkshire. He rides a motorcycle, has completed a freefall parachute jump for charity, runs five to six miles a day and regularly visits the gym.

Now he has told his flock at St Martin's Church, Kirklevington, that God has called him to the Commandos.

He said: "I wanted to join up, but my wife had our daughter -now 16 years old - and I decided not to, but to stay at home.
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Reverend Allsop, a clergyman for the past 11 years, will be a chaplain in the Royal Marines.

Just incredible.  I have had wonderful experiences with Royal Marine padres, and really respect what they do. I wish Rev. Allsop the best and hope he kicks the youngster's behinds in training!

Don't Pull Your Love

Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds baby


Probably one of my all time favorite songs.

13,000 police assaults in Scotland

just last year.  Less than 3,000 were convicted.  The article speaks for itself, but I wanted to make one point.  Italics mine.

By our own calculations the figures indeed didn't add up, so we asked the Crown Office to offer an explanation. They declined, and instead issued a statement:
"We recognise that police officers place themselves in danger for the protection of the public and deserve the full protection of the law when assaulted.
"That is why assaults on police officers are treated very seriously indeed, as the information and statistics already provided to the BBC makes absolutely clear.
"Each report is carefully considered, and a decision on how to proceed is only ever taken after thorough analysis of all of the available evidence, and the facts and circumstances of the case."

If in fact you realize that the officers put themselves in danger every time they step out of their house, then why don't you let them defend themselves?  British police officers are not allowed to carry anything other than a baton and maybe some CS or pepper spray (unless you're special police of course, like MoD police, then you get a H & K MP5 or a Glock 17). 

Let's be proactive here people. 

The crime rate is rising like crazy.  Violent crime rose by 4% across the country.  As much as 50% for "serious assaults" in some places!  It's no secret that Scotland has an insanely high crime rate.  I feel for these officers going out on the streets with the drugs, the yobs, the drunks and having nothing but maybe a partner (possibly a very green one if you read the above article) and a stick.
 
Or as Royal likes to joke, (sarcastically) a whistle.  Sad, but true.

Let's talk about mil-sex

Not my sex life of course, because people I know read this site - hey Mom & Dad (!)
I'm talkin' 'bout these ladies (and gents, though none had shown up at the publication of this post).  Andi from SpouseBUZZ has finally broached the subject. 

My favorite part?  This:

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I was this close to purchasing one when I realized that I'm a bit on the late side - hubby's on the outside in April so it doesn't make much sense.  But I can relate!

Really though, there's some good conversation and good advice so check out the post if you're in a mil-relationship.

Royal Marines in the News

Found a couple of interesting things researching today.  We'll go with the harpy bad first and end on the positive!

Some annoying harpy named Blythman goes off on how the Royal Marines are recruiting unfairly, men that sign up to join are stupid and without any options - all macho macho and no intellect, they are not heroes, they should do something better with their lives, good on the NUT for kicking recruiting out of the schools, illegal war no one can win... just about any lefty idea you can think of.
 
Which brings me to this: how can you, harpy, tell these brave men that they should be doing something more brave and heroic when you, harpy, sit at a computer typing utter nonsense?  Trying to hurt people's reputations, SOLDIER'S reputations in a time of war?  You are a coward of the lowest kind. 

A helo from a Royal Marine base in Devon rescued 18 people from a charity walk. The second rescue in two days due to very bad weather.  Very cool guys.

Lance Corporal Matt Croucher hurls himself onto Taliban grenade
Absolutely incredible.  Hero with a capital H. 

Miraculously, Lance Corporal Matt Croucher, a marine reservist from Birmingham, survived the blast with little injury when his rucksack and body armour took the force of the blast. He is expected to receive one of the highest awards for gallantry.
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Walking in the darkness among a group of four men, Croucher stepped into a tripwire that pulled the pin from a boobytrap grenade. His patrol commander, Corporal Adam Lesley, remembered Croucher's shout of: "Grenade!" As others dived for cover, Croucher, 24, did something nobody expected. He lay down on the grenade to smother the blast. Lesley got on the ground, another man got behind a wall, but the last member of the patrol was still standing in the open when the grenade went off.

"My reaction was, 'My God this can't be real'," said Lesley. "Croucher had simply lain back and used his day sack to blunt the force of the explosion. You would expect nine out of 10 people to die in that situation."

Then they waited. "It felt like a lifetime," said Lesley. When the grenade went off it blew Croucher's rucksack more than 30ft and sent a burning radio battery fizzing into the air. As the noise died down, one of the patrol, Marine Scott Easter, was standing "just completely frozen" and untouched. Croucher was in deep shock but, apart from a bloody nose, had few injuries. "He had shrapnel in his helmet, in the plate of his body armour, but he was basically okay," said Lesley. "His day sack had taken the blast."
Croucher told the News of the World: "All I could hear was a loud ringing and the faint sound of people shouting 'are you ok? Are you ok?'

"Then I felt one of the lads giving me a top to toe check. My head was ringing. Blood was streaming from my nose. It took 30 seconds before I realised I was definitely not dead," he added.

The troop commander, Captain Dan Venables, said they decided to exploit the incident. "I made the decision that after the grenade went off, the Taliban would come to see what had happened. So we lay in wait and ambushed them."

Croucher's actions prompted his colleagues to pass a citation to the Commanding Officer of 40 Commando, Lieutenant Colonel Stuart Birrell, to recommend him for the Victoria Cross.
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"It's entirely out of my hands. But if it was to happen it would be a massive honour, not just for me but for the regiment and all my comrades,” he [Croucher] told the News of the World.

Yesterday, fellow marines were reluctant to play up the incident. "Such has been the ferocity of the fight 40 Commando has endured these past few months, this has been one remarkable incident among many," said one senior Royal Marines officer as they prepared to hand over to the Parachute Regiment. Their experience highlights the danger faced every week by many of the 7,700 troops in Afghanistan. Inkerman, an exposed hilltop compound, is a heavily contested position.

DAMN.  A must read article for even more bravery from these amazing men -

The garrison's role is to draw enemy fire from Sangin three miles to the south — a job similar to what Sergeant James Liepa, 30, did for his men in January when his patrol was ambushed. Liepa and seven fellow marines were pinned down behind a bank of mud by Taliban fighters they could not spot. Liepa tried to get a bearing on where the gunfire was coming from but as the rounds cracked around him, he realised it was impossible.

"They were literally trying to shoot my hand off," recalled Liepa. "I thought, 'If we stay here more than a couple of minutes we'll be dead'." Liepa told his comrades he was going to stand up and make himself the prime target. "That meant I was going to jump and run so all firing points would shoot at me," he said. The idea was to give everyone else a chance to spot where the Taliban were firing from — and return fire. Liepa, from Barnstaple, Devon, gave his men a 30-second countdown. Then he got up and the bullets flew.

Liepa's bravery turned the battle around. "There are a few people who would do something like that, but not many," said Corporal George Alford, 27, a marine who was there. "The truth is that someone had to do it or we'd have been killed."

Liepa says he had no choice. "For me to tell someone else to stand up and run while everyone shoots at them just felt like sending someone to their death, so I decided to do it myself."

On his second step Liepa fell face first. As he did so, arcs of fire from at least three Taliban machineguns met above his head. "I lay there half a second and thought, 'They know where I am, I'm dead,' but I got up and ran again and the bullets were everywhere, bar me, which was nice." His men drove off the Taliban and all got out alive.

Thank you for your service, every single one.

Do Not See This Film

Stop Loss.  Don't do it.

There's been many, many anti-war, anti-soldier movies out in the past few years - Redacted, Valley of Elah, Rendition, etc.  Big flops the lot of them.  I haven't really commented because there are so many others better at it.  But this most recent, this Stop Loss, really pisses me off.

The other films show our troops as wife beaters, children killers, maniacs, blood-thirsty savages, etc and I figure most people see that for what it is: Insane propoganda. 

Stop Loss just out and out lies about military contracts (but has all of the above as well).  The family review site Plugged In does a great job of showing the film for what it is.

Unfortunately, Stop-Loss also concocts some false dilemmas and presents them in tandem with those above: What do you do with a military that targets individual soldiers returning from war, nabs them with a "back-door draft," turns them around and sends them right back into combat? And what about the Army's dubious "standard operating procedure" of ordering soldiers to pursue terrorist attackers, even when it's clear they're headed straight into an ambush? These policies sound irresponsible at best, unethical at worst. And they would be, if they were actually happening. Which is what Stop-Loss seems to want its audience to believe. But in both cases, filmmakers are preying on the military ignorance of most moviegoers to create a moral predicament where none exists.

To set the record straight: stop-loss is a real military policy that allows the armed forces to extend soldiers' service times beyond their original active-duty contracts. However, it's not the bait-and-switch tactic that this film makes it out to be. Every soldier knows it's a possibility from the moment he signs his contract. And rarely does it result in someone being deployed on two back-to-back combat assignments.

The same goes for the orders that send Brandon and his men directly into an ambush. While soldiers are expected to pursue terrorists who attack a checkpoint, they're expressly trained not to continue the pursuit into a danger zone like the one portrayed here. Technicalities, certainly. But if you don't already know these things, you're not at all likely to glean them from watching this film. So you're left with the impression that the military (and particularly its commander in chief) is suffering from a serious moral shortfall. Maddening. Who needs made-up problems when war presents more than enough real ones?

For families, of course, all this two-edged sword philosophy is something of a moot point, since violence, drunkenness and over-the-top profanity makes Stop-Loss more of an all-out loss.

If you've never read Plugged In, I recommend it even if you don't have kids.

So they lie about stop loss.  The whole basis of the movie is a lie. A big lie to make America look bad, our President look bad, our military look really bad.  Bastards.

What's great about this is that everyone is expecting Stop Loss to fail like the others.  Though, the media and Hollywood blames the failures on America's being tired of this horrible war we shouldn't be in in the first place.  Not, of course, on the fact that most Americans can't stand to see our soldiers treated in this disgusting manner.  It makes us sick.  Libertas has some good posts on that matter. 

Just don't.  Please.  Whether you're American or British, let's not let this one be a hit either.

*UPDATE*

The Libertas review.   

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